Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Sleeping with Allison is easy..

if u have one or more of the following...

a) an accent from anywhere in the UK. Cockney gets brownie points!

b) a full sleeve of tattoos.

c) a penis

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Gyros Whore.

If you have a Gyros, beware.

Allsion will rape you.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Her heart.

...is the most beautiful thing in the world.

She is loved more than she could even imagine.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

She's a GEEK.

This is Tank Girl.

She's a fictitious comic book character.

Allison feels that she can relate more to her than to the real world.

Good Job Allison.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Caffiene Fiend.

Tim Hortons. A canadian icon.

A severe life shattering addiction to Allison

Meet Mark.

This Mark. He is a squirrel, who just happens to be Allison's arch nemesis. Go figure.

Getting to know the Allison.

This is Allison.

She's currently an apprentice nun.