Sleeping with Allison is easy..

if u have one or more of the following...

a) an accent from anywhere in the UK. Cockney gets brownie points!

b) a full sleeve of tattoos.

c) a penis

Gyros Whore.

If you have a Gyros, beware.

Allsion will rape you.

Her heart.

...is the most beautiful thing in the world.

She is loved more than she could even imagine.

She's a GEEK.

This is Tank Girl.

She's a fictitious comic book character.

Allison feels that she can relate more to her than to the real world.


Good Job Allison.

Caffiene Fiend.

Tim Hortons. A canadian icon.



A severe life shattering addiction to Allison

Meet Mark.

This Mark. He is a squirrel, who just happens to be Allison's arch nemesis. Go figure.

Getting to know the Allison.

This is Allison.


She's currently an apprentice nun.